I never would have thought of using forklifts to secure the doors if I had not consulted with real Wal Mart employees on this part of the story. It never had even occurred to me how useful those things would be, or that they even had them around.

If you were Ken, what items would you try to preserve, and which would be the first to go? I would love to hear your thoughts on the most useless items in a department store. Just let it out. Vent. We can support each other. We live in a world full of useless crap and, yes, we should be grateful for our excess, and we are. But sometimes it feels good to dream of the destruction of all the useless junk that wastes space. First world venting. Let it out.