I used to have a roommate who was a 500 pound Malaysian man who snored like a hog stuck in a tractor. This wasn’t roommates in the sense of sharing a roof, we shared a room. There were nights where I would go sleep in the closet with pillows mashed around my head and I still couldn’t sleep. I would shake him and yell at him to wake up and he would just snore louder. I don’t know how he made such a loud sound with his nasal passages night after night without doing permanent damage to himself, but nowadays he apparently uses one of those snoring machines.



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