Rrgh!
Aug24
I used to have a roommate who was a 500 pound Malaysian man who snored like a hog stuck in a tractor. This wasn’t roommates in the sense of sharing a roof, we shared a room. There were nights where I would go sleep in the closet with pillows mashed around my head and I still couldn’t sleep. I would shake him and yell at him to wake up and he would just snore louder. I don’t know how he made such a loud sound with his nasal passages night after night without doing permanent damage to himself, but nowadays he apparently uses one of those snoring machines.
Ethan
Cattle prods work well in those situations. 😉
I remember a gag in an episode of The Andy Griffith Show called “Mountain Wedding” Where Andy and Barney can’t sleep because the Darling family are all snoring like chainsaws. They gently move them all on their sides–there is quiet–then the family all rolls back on their backs and the snoring starts up again!
I half expect that with Killdeer.
If there are any debate prone bears attacking, Chesteron will take them down.