Just to clarify, I don’t actually want fat people to die. I am one, afterall. But as a fat guy I can be honest with myself and know that there would be a lot of situations all the skinny people could escape from and I would just be out of luck because I either couldn’t fit, jump high enough, or climb like those nimble little skinnies can. This is the second overweight character to die because they couldn’t fit (Keller died because she couldn’t fit in the small car). So, on that note, goodbye Kess. You were a lovable background character and I hope you enjoyed your tenure here at Bearmageddon.
I want to thank the influx of Bearmageddon support on Patreon after last week’s post. You guys are awesome. I decided to change my goals on Patreon thanks to you. If I reach the $1000/month mark, I’ll start putting out two pages of Bearmageddon per week for Patreon members. They will probably be in black and white, but the story will move faster. With each new goal reached I’ll increase Bearmageddon’s output. So if you want more Bearmageddon at a quicker pace, please join up and share it! Patreon people get bonus content, big product discounts, tutorials, free PDFs of all my work, next week’s page a week early, high res versions of the pages and more.
And I apologize for this being a day late. There was a mix up yesterday with the coloring. Kailey crammed and got this done last night, so I posted it today. Thanks for reading, see you next week!
Ethan
…On the other hand, I can float pretty good. EAT THAT, skinny people!!!
They use us as a floating device.
Ah, but when the surviving community get into famine/feast mode (if they live that long) they’ll miss all those endomorphic body types with their fuel-storage abilities 😉
They’ll use the fat people to keep their lanterns glowing and their hashbrowns crispy.
weight comes in handy sometimes! This just isn’t one of those times
I pride myself in not being too large in ALL directions at once, usually just one. if I rotate sections properly I can become twodimensional.
The visual I get of you from this description makes no sense haha.
Bearmageddon survival rule #1: Cardio.
It’s not even just being fat, really. I’m over six feet tall with a little extra padding – I could easily end up in the same dead-ended situation as someone shorter than me with a higher BMI.
That would be awesome to include a moment where FLOATING was important to their survival! 🙂
That would be awesome to include a moment where FLOATING was important to their survival! :).
Or keeping warm!
Maybe he would’ve fit if they’d shoved harder, but now we’ll never know